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Unfortunately, most people won't care until it is too late. Most people just want to satisfy their daily dose of WhatsApp, Instagram, TikTok, YouTube Shorts, or whatever instant gratification there is. They don't see the long term loss of freedom. It is the [https://web.archive.org/web/20251024131043/https://www.tastyfish.cz/lrs/slowly_boiling_the_frog.html boiling frog effect] metaphor. Or, as Louis Rossman calls it, death by a thousand cuts. | |||
See also: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEY906hRoG4 Jody Bruchon's response to "It's okay because hackers will always find a way to hack around it!"]. | |||
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== How to insult Google's user interface designers == | |||
By adding this to your website's CSS: | |||
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html, body { overscroll-behavior: contain; } | |||
</pre> | |||
This will insult the lack of intelligence of whoever thought [[Google_Chrome#Mandatory_pull-to-refresh|making pull-to-refresh mandatory in Chrome]] was a brilliant idea. | |||
== The video Google doesn't want you to see == | == The video Google doesn't want you to see == | ||
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"They will simply ban computers" - and if not, they will [[Anti-privacy_legislation|backdoor everything]]. Looks like the "tinfoil hat" people weren't so crazy after all. | "They will simply ban computers" - and if not, they will [[Anti-privacy_legislation|backdoor everything]]. Looks like the "tinfoil hat" people weren't so crazy after all. | ||
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== Should you feel sorry for the Starmer UK government? == | |||
A poetic masterpiece by Jody Bruchon on the Starmer UK government! | |||
(Source: ''[https://preservetube.com/watch?v=ON6-UL5phEs Time To Cut Off Internet To The UK And Australia, F Them - ROLLIN' RAMPAGE - Jody Bruchon]'', 11:29) | |||
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The UK government is actually saying to X: | |||
''"Hey, don't do that, you're gonna make us look bad!"'' | |||
Well, ____ you! | |||
____ you! | |||
Oh, I'll make you look bad! | |||
Oh, you ____ with me, and then I make you look bad, | |||
by doing what you told me to do? | |||
Oh, boohoo! | |||
Oh, oh, what a tragedy! | |||
I feel so bad for the poor Starmer UK government! | |||
Aww, I made you look bad on the Internet | |||
by doing exactly what you told me to do? | |||
And it had exactly the response | |||
that I told you it would have? | |||
Oh, how sudden, couldn't see this coming. | |||
Oh, that's hoooorrible! | |||
I feel so baaaaaaaaaaaaad! | |||
Except I ____ing '''don't.''' | |||
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