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'''Louis Bossman''' is [[User:Louis|'''Louis Rossmann''']]'s secret [[wikipedia:Alter_ego|alter-ego]], kinda like [[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]. | '''Louis Bossman''' is [[User:Louis|'''Louis Rossmann''']]'s secret [[wikipedia:Alter_ego|alter-ego]], kinda like [[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]. Bossman is a superhuman of the species ''[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giga+chad Giga-Chadis]''. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete. | ||
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''. | Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''. | ||
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Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime. | Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime. | ||
Bossman is well known for speaking very fast and heyeverybodyhowsitgoinghopeyourhavingalovelyday, which is his most famous quote. | |||
==DISCLAIMER== | ==DISCLAIMER== | ||
This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person. | This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person. | ||
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist | Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist | ||
Latest revision as of 20:30, 27 April 2026
Louis Bossman is Louis Rossmann's secret alter-ego, kinda like Batman. Bossman is a superhuman of the species Giga-Chadis. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do 1 push-up everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles have muscles of their own.
Bossman's side-kick is Mr. Clinton the Cat. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.
Bossman is well known for speaking very fast and heyeverybodyhowsitgoinghopeyourhavingalovelyday, which is his most famous quote.
DISCLAIMER
[edit | edit source]This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as twitter-users and redditors exist