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'''Louis Bossman''' is [[ | {{Humor}} | ||
'''Louis Bossman''' is '''[[wikipedia:Louis_Rossmann|Louis Rossmann]]'''<nowiki/>'s secret [[wikipedia:Alter_ego|alter-ego]], kinda like [[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]. Bossman is a superhuman of the species ''[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=giga+chad Giga-Chadis]''. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete. | |||
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''. | Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''. | ||
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Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime. | Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime. | ||
Bossman is well known for speaking very fast and heyeverybodyhowsitgoinghopeyourhavingalovelyday, which is his most famous quote. | |||
==DISCLAIMER== | ==DISCLAIMER== | ||
I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person. | |||
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist | Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist | ||