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'''[[Microsoft|Microslop]]'''™ ('''M$™''') is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in [[wikipedia:Nineteen_Eighty-Four|1984]] by [[wikipedia:Satya_Nadella|Sloppy Nutella]]™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and [[wikipedia:King_(company)|King]]™ of [[wikipedia:AI_slop|Slop]]™. M$™ is well known for adding [[Backdoor|back-doors]] to [[Microsoft Windows|Winbloats]]™, half of those caused by blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with [[wikipedia:Terry_A._Davis#%22Glowies%22|the glowies]]. M$™ takes pride in making [[Bloatware|bloated]] and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders ''really'' happy. | |||
M$™, along with [[OpenAI|ClosedAI]]™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of [[wikipedia:Big_Brother_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four)|Big Brother LLC]]™. | M$™, along with [[OpenAI|ClosedAI]]™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of [[wikipedia:Big_Brother_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four)|Big Brother LLC]]™. | ||
Latest revision as of 20:39, 26 May 2026
😄 THIS IS A JOKE!
Tread carefully. Not everything here is meant to be taken seriously. Unless it’s funny enough to be true.
Microslop™ (M$™) is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in 1984 by Sloppy Nutella™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and King™ of Slop™. M$™ is well known for adding back-doors to Winbloats™, half of those caused by blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with the glowies. M$™ takes pride in making bloated and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders really happy.
M$™, along with ClosedAI™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of Big Brother LLC™.
Website: https://microslop.com/