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== Summary == | ==Summary== | ||
Parody of [https://developer.android.com/developer-verification this corporate propaganda page]. | Parody of [https://developer.android.com/developer-verification this corporate propaganda page]. | ||
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Bringing your smartphone's usefulness closer to that of a brick. | Bringing your smartphone's usefulness closer to that of a brick. | ||
So you paid $ 1000 for a brand new pocket-sized computer and want to run on it whatever you like? Well, too bad. By making Android [insert corporate buzzword here], we're [insert corporate buzzword here] the [insert corporate buzzword here] environment that allows developers and users to [insert corporate buzzword here] create and connect. | So you paid $ 1000 for a brand new pocket-sized computer and want to run on it whatever you like? Well, too bad. By making Android [insert corporate buzzword here], we're [insert corporate buzzword here] the [insert corporate buzzword here] environment that allows developers and users to [insert corporate buzzword here] create and connect. | ||
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Remember, we're the good guys of the Internet! Because our slogan says so! | Remember, we're the good guys of the Internet! Because our slogan says so! | ||
== Licensing == | ==Licensing== | ||
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{{Fairuse}} (parody) | {{Fairuse}} (parody) | ||
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