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Created page with "'''Louis Bossman''' is '''Louis Rossmann''''s secret alter-ego, kinda like Batman. Bossmann is a superhuman of the species ''Giga-Chadis''. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete. Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''. Bossman's side-kic..."
 
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'''Louis Bossman''' is [[User:Louis|'''Louis Rossmann''']]'s secret alter-ego, kinda like [[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]. Bossmann is a superhuman of the species ''Giga-Chadis''. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.
'''Louis Bossman''' is [[User:Louis|'''Louis Rossmann''']]'s secret [[wikipedia:Alter_ego|alter-ego]], kinda like [[wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]. Bossmann is a superhuman of the species ''Giga-Chadis''. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.


Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''.
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do ''1 push-up'' everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles ''have muscles of their own''.
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Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.
Bossman's side-kick is [[Mr. Clinton the cat|Mr. Clinton the Cat]]. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.


== DISCLAIMER ==
==DISCLAIMER==
This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.
This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.


Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as [[twitter]]-users and [[Reddit|redditors]] exist

Revision as of 23:33, 26 April 2026

Louis Bossman is Louis Rossmann's secret alter-ego, kinda like Batman. Bossmann is a superhuman of the species Giga-Chadis. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.

Bossman's favorite hobby is to do 1 push-up everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles have muscles of their own.

Bossman's side-kick is Mr. Clinton the Cat. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.

DISCLAIMER

This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.

Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as twitter-users and redditors exist