Louis Bossman is Louis Rossmann's secret alter-ego, kinda like Batman. Bossman is a superhuman of the species Giga-Chadis. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do 1 push-up everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles have muscles of their own.
Bossman's side-kick is Mr. Clinton the Cat. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.
DISCLAIMER
This is a joke page. I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I just wrote it for the lolz ("funi"). I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as twitter-users and redditors exist