😄 THIS IS A JOKE!
Tread carefully. Not everything here is meant to be taken seriously. Unless it’s funny enough to be true.
Louis Bossman is Louis Rossmann's secret alter-ego, kinda like Batman. Bossman is a superhuman of the species Giga-Chadis. He's a vigilante and activist who combats crime beyond what is legally considered "crime", as current laws are incomplete.
Bossman's favorite hobby is to do 1 push-up everytime a corporation does something anti-consumer, that's why his muscles have muscles of their own.
Bossman's side-kick is Mr. Clinton the Cat. Sadly, because of health conditions, Mr. Clinton has had to retire from combating crime.
Bossman is well known for speaking very fast and heyeverybodyhowsitgoinghopeyourhavingalovelyday, which is his most famous quote.
DISCLAIMER
I am not a "glazer" or "D-rider". I wasn't paid to do this. I'm not even close to being Louis' "#1 fan". However, this is also not sarcasm/irony/trolling, I respect Louis like a normal person.
Ideally, this disclosure shouldn't be necessary, but "people" such as twitter-users and redditors exist