Hello! About me:
Q: Who are you?
A: You can call me Jeff, my day job is to do sciency stuff with cells so that scary diseases become less scary.
Q: Why did you join this wiki?
A: Consumer-unfriendly products and equipment in biological research and medicine waste an unfathomable amount of your tax money. I got sufficiently annoyed by it.
Q: Can you make this page better?
A: Eventually yeah, still new to this wiki editing thing.