I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol
Microslop™ (M$™) is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in 1984 by Sloppy Nutella™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and King™ of Slop™. M$™ is well known for adding back-doors to Winbloats™, half of those caused by blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with the glowies. M$™ takes pride in making bloated and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders really happy.
M$™, along with ClosedAI™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of Big Brother LLC™.
Website: https://microslop.com/