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<blockquote>I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol</blockquote>'''[[Microsoft|Microslop]]'''™ ('''M$™''') is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in [[wikipedia:Nineteen_Eighty-Four|1984]] by [[wikipedia:Satya_Nadella| | <blockquote>I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol</blockquote>'''[[Microsoft|Microslop]]'''™ ('''M$™''') is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in [[wikipedia:Nineteen_Eighty-Four|1984]] by [[wikipedia:Satya_Nadella|Sloppy Nutella]]™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and [[wikipedia:King_(company)|King]]™ of [[wikipedia:AI_slop|Slop]]™. M$™ is well known for adding [[wikipedia:Backdoor_(computing)|back-doors]] to [[Microsoft Windows|Winbloats]]™, half of those caused by blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with [[wikipedia:Terry_A._Davis#%22Glowies%22|the glowies]]. M$™ takes pride in making [[Bloatware|bloated]] and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders ''really'' happy. | ||
M$™, along with [[OpenAI|ClosedAI]]™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of [[wikipedia:Big_Brother_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four)|Big Brother LLC]]™. | M$™, along with [[OpenAI|ClosedAI]]™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of [[wikipedia:Big_Brother_(Nineteen_Eighty-Four)|Big Brother LLC]]™. | ||
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*[https://github.com/4O4-wasd/Microslop A web-browser extension that converts "Microsoft" to "Microslop"] | *[https://github.com/4O4-wasd/Microslop A web-browser extension that converts "Microsoft" to "Microslop"] | ||
Revision as of 22:50, 25 April 2026
I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol
Microslop™ (M$™) is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in 1984 by Sloppy Nutella™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and King™ of Slop™. M$™ is well known for adding back-doors to Winbloats™, half of those caused by blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with the glowies. M$™ takes pride in making bloated and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders really happy.
M$™, along with ClosedAI™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of Big Brother LLC™.
Website: https://microslop.com/