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The corporate bullshit bingo!
by JodyBruchonFan | ||||
| "innovation" | "courage" | "trusted" | "sustainability" | "industry leader" |
| "upgrade" | "confident" | "(cyber)security", "safety", "feel safe" | "we understand..., but..." | "intellectual property" |
| "our mission", "our commitment" | "streamlined", "seamless" | "protect" | "empower" | "unauthorized" |
| "we strive" | "unprecedented" | "integrity" | "(re)shape", "refine" | "genuine" |
| "pushing boundaries" | "community" | "rights" | "redefine", "reinvent", "revolutionize" | "explore" |
One of my favourite songs: Manny the Martyr - Be That Way, also known as the Jody Bruchon theme song!
DRM = Digital Restrictions Malware.
Even if the DMCA disappeared today, the damage done in decades under its stranglehold will not be undone anytime soon.
I honestly used to believe this "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" nonsense. Now I know how wrong I was. Why privacy matters even if you have nothing to hide - The Hated One.
This is a WAR on privacy and YOU are the enemy. - The Hated One
It's time to cut off Great Britain and Australia from the Internet.
If Google were honest
Of course, nothing we do will change Google's mind about their technofascist developer verification program, but what we can do is make fun of the absurdity of their propaganda.
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Original -
Brick edition -
Fewer apps
Do not accept the premise of assholes - Louis Rossmann
Do not rely on Google services for anything long-term.
"Google is an archive in the same way a supermarket is a food museum." - Jason Scott Sadofsky.
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