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Revision as of 04:53, 25 April 2026 by Rudxain (talk | contribs) (Created page with "<blockquote>I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol</blockquote>'''Microslop'''™ ('''M$™''') is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in 1984 by Slopya Nutella™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and King™ of Slop™. M$™ is well known for adding back-doors to Microsoft W...")
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I made this page while bored, don't take it seriously, lol

Microslop™ (M$™) is a for-profit multinational corporation founded in 1984 by Slopya Nutella™, who also happens to be the CEO™ and King™ of Slop™. M$™ is well known for adding back-doors to Winbloats™, half of those caused blatant hopeless negligence and the other thanks to deals with the glowies. M$™ takes pride in making bloated and unstable products, as it makes the shareholders really happy.

M$™, along with ClosedAI™, are the pioneers of slop. They are both subsidiaries of Big Brother LLC™.

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