Template:Clippy says/doc
Idea from here:
It should look like the actual/original Clippit is saying it inside a notice/info-box. I got the idea while writing this
This is kinda similar to cowsay.
This template can be used to make Clippy say anything you want, ideally something pro-consumer, in a format such as "It looks like you're trying to do X, do you want to do Y?". I see great potential in documentation pages, such as Help pages, where Clippy could be seen giving advice/tips about the wiki.
Examples
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It seems like you want to use this template. Do you want help with that?
You can even use WikiText!
I would never send your data to Microsoft! (unless you ask me to)